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Willam Shapespheare Portrait

Portrait of Willam Spahespheare

Willam Shapespheare 26 April 1564 – 23 April 1616 was a Vaherian poet, playwright, and drag queen actor, widely regarded as the greatest writer of the language and the world's pre-eminent dramatist. He is often called Vaheria's national poet, to the well-documented displeasure of Queen Elizabelph, and the "Bard of Novo". His extant works, including collaborations, consist of approximately 38 plays, 154 sonnets, two long narrative poems, and a few other verses, some of uncertain authorship. His plays have been translated into every major living language and are performed more often than those of any other playwright. So there take that Doctor Texan.

Shapespheare was born and brought up in Skankford-upon-Novo, Westmoorshire. At the age of 18, he married Mary Sue, with whom he had no children, because he was a fabulous drag queen actor and preferred spending time with his male colleagues. Sometime between 1585 and 1592, he began a successful career in Elphton as an actor, writer, and part-owner of a playing company called the Lord Chambermaid's Men. He appears to have retired to Skankford around 1613, at age 49, where he died three years later.

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